Gooner in exile, away fan and cook

Monday 24 January 2011

Jurassic Berks

It's hats off today to Richard Keys and Andy Gray.

If there's two people on Sports television I despise more than Garth Crooks, it's these two pillocks. In a private conversation (that lasted the amount of time for Keys to sprout a fine new beard), picked up during the Wolves v Liverpool game, they have revealed just what a couple of throwback, knuckle dragging twats they really are. Fuck me, it's like watching The Sweeney, you slags.

And to cap it all, Sky Sports are trying to take the heat out of the matter with Regan and Carter set to miss tonights Bolton v Chelsea match. A night off for both of them, how kind. They'll be off in the old Ford Consul, rough up some grasses, head off darn the bookies, couple at the local boozer and be back home in time for supper, made by the missus. Facking lavverly.

Sexist slurs aside, I just plain hate them anyway. Their views on football are frankly outdated. Regan talks utter drivelling condescending shit half the time, and Carter laps it up whilst gently squeezing his mates arse and winking at him. Probably.

Do us all a favour, and fuck off. Is there no one else that could do a better job? Do me a favour, love.

Rant over. I'll leave you this, from Ladyarse, 'cos she knows stuff -

http://ladyarse.co.uk/2011/01/its-only-ever-men-who-say-sexism-isnt-a-problem-in-football/

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